Disney Wants You To Experience Hyper Inflation in The Hyperspace Lounge
There is a new Star Wars drink available aboard Disney’s The Wish cruise ship that is guaranteed to give you a taste of what prices are like when the Empire is in charge of the economy.
The cocktail, the Kaiburr Crystal, is available in the ship’s Hyperspace Lounge, and will cost you $5,000. A price tag this insidious would certainly bring a smile to the face of Darth Sidious.
Disney’s Wish is Their Command
If you always dreamed of traveling to a galaxy far, far away and Fhloston Paradise is not on your travel bucket list this year, then why not make a wish, book a tour with Disney Cruises and head out into the vastness of outer space (or the Atlantic Ocean). Disney wants you to be their guest aboard The Wish as this is the only way to experience the Kaiburr Crystal cocktail – and you better bring your American Express Platinum Card too.
Apparently the drink is served in something called a Camtono – a cylindrical, secure object used by bounty hunters and others in the show The Mandalorian to store precious items. We don’t know exactly what’s in it, and Disney is keeping this a secret at this time, but it’s no secret that if any of the bounty hunters ordered this drink, then they would no longer need a camtono because they would have no more money or valuables left to protect.
Fasten Your Seat Belts
Here is a quick glimpse into what you can expect when you order the Kaiburr Cocktail. Hang on to something and get ready for a ride your wallet and bank account won’t soon forget.